I’ve started reading The Rules of Attraction, Bret Easton Ellis. It is brilliant. I’ve read some amateurs’ reviews on it; they often say “took me a while to get into it” herp derp but I’ve struggled to tear my eyes away from it from the first page. I hate how critics overuse this adjective, and so I cringe as I’m about to use it, but for fuck’s sake I mean it: The Rules of Attraction is gripping!! I digress from the purpose of my writing this blog.

A part of the book, Bertrand, is written in French. I do not speak the language and a google translation is not satisfactory. I’ve looked for a good translation online but cannot find one. Please, if any of you know a good link, or if even you know French yourself, I implore you to help me. I’m dying.